- Girl: "I don’t know if that’s how library orgies work..."
- Other Girl: "Oh, library orgies. Those are different.”
- Bro Behind the Library: “No, I don’t remember what I wrote! That was so 15 minutes ago!”
- “I’ve been thinking a lot about the existence of essays this week.. Like, essay-stentialism.”
- Girl in Library: “This is so random but it’s on the topic of oral sex”
- "Guys, there are A LOT of nice legs on this campus"
- Guy: "I was sexting a townie the other night"
- Girl: "What??!"
- Guy: Yeah
- (Walking out of the bookstore)
- Girl 1: It's, it's like TAILORED! It's like designed for someone like me!
- Girl 2: No it's not
- Girl 1: Yes, it is
- Girl 2: Shut up, it's not. I could definitely make you one of those notebooks by putting cut out tabs in it and sell it to you for 19 dollars
- “We are gangbanging a lot today.”
- “you know things are stressful when even the rugby team is staying in for the night”
- (Guys walking through a suite)
- Guy 1: "This is nasty, this is so fucking nasty. Is that dishes? What is that smell?"
- Guy 2: "this aint right"
