- Girl 1: "Do you steal when you’re drunk?"
- Girl 2: "I don’t know.”
- Guy to friend: “If anyone takes my computer, punch them. Do that first, ask questions later.”
- Girl in Sadove: “It turns out my professor was a prostitute in college.”
- Guy studying: “Today’s exercise: doing laps around the library.”
- Girl on Martin’s Way: "Imagine how different things would be if the Obamas had a cat instead of a dog”
- Girl at Commons: “I was like, Hey god, my uterus is being sassy.”
- Two girls looking at Facebook in KJ atrium: “I just feel like there’s a fine line between model and skank…”
- Darksider 1: "Dude, this season of formals… we should use the time when all the lightsiders are off campus to explore the place!"
- Darksider 2: "Yeah, I’ve never been to Carnegie actually… but what if some of them are left and they spot us over there? We’re fucked.”
- (McEwen Friday lunch)
- (at lunch)
- Guy: "I’m falling asleep to you tearing up bread."
- Girl: "It’s like a lullaby.”
- Girl talking to her roommates: “Text me where you go, maybe I’ll join you guys later… No, I have too much work, I might just get drunk here.”
